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Maj. Hairball is a grimy hairball. He has a puff of hair that slightly covers his eyes. He has squinted eyes, with a jagged mouth formed under his hair. He holds a pair of scissors, which he is using. His weapon is a straight razor.
Lt. Smell Gel / Pvt. Rusty Razor / Col. Crusty Clippers / Maj. Hairball