Hairy Hare is a dirty rabbit, covered in slime and bugs. He has large yellowed teeth, and his eyes are pointing outwards. He also has a downwards-drooping left ear.
- Hairy Hare is the first animal-based Grossery to be released that has no food relation, as the frozen insects in the Mushy Slushie Collectors Cup were released first, but have ice cubes as a food relation.
- He is the first Grossery to have two rarities at once, being both exclusive and limited edition.
- Rank Rabbit heavily resembles him.