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Cranky Anchor is a slimy anchor. He has slime on his chain hole, with seaweed wrapped around him and a fish on his front. His face is in a squinted grimace. His weapon is a length of chain.
Cranky Anchor / Cruddy Cannon Ball / Capt. Slop Beard / Crusty Cannon / Sickly Squid / Tacky Telescope / Busted Cutlass / Putrid Parrot / Soggy Barrel / Barf Shark / Trashed Treasure / Horrid Hook